VAGINAMAZING: Giddy With Anticipation

The future looks bright for me and my ~~hobbies~~ obsessions. Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix has been in theaters for some time now. However, I've yet to see it for one simple reason; I hate going to movie theaters. And since I've read the book and already know what happens, I don't see any point for me rush off to the theater when I can wait for it to be released on DVD and watch it in the comfortable and quiet environment of my own home where I won't have to worry about sitting in an unidentified puddle of slimy liquid or having to wade through three tons of spilled popcorn every time I move my feet. Rest assured, I will own that movie.

I'm also pretty damn excited about book seven, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which will be released July 21, 2007. This is supposed to be the last book but I think J.K. Rowling is just as addicted to writing them as we are to reading them. I'm pretty sure she'll have a hard time not writing another one.

And finally, for the most anticipated event in my life, the October 16th release of Grand Theft Auto IV. I'm in terrible need of a good GTA fix. GTA LCS and GTA VCS were good games but they just didn't hit the spot like good ol' GTA San Andreas. I've been playing Scarface The World Is Yours but that doesn't even compare to GTA. 10/16/07 can't come soon enough! I can't f*cking wait for this game! I must have it. My collection just wouldn't be complete. Of course I'll have to come up with an extra $600 to buy a PS3 (f*ck a bunch of X Box). That might seem pretty steep but there is no price too high to feed my addiction and ultimately, my happiness. I mean, my games are my babies. I love them.