He's A Very Freaky...Fuhrer

First of all, let me say that I love history. All of it. Any time, any place. I want to absorb it all like a sponge. One of my favorite subjects is WWII. So, naturally, I was overjoyed when, a few days ago, I came across Downfall, a movie about Hitler's final days, on the Sundance channel, which I also love dearly. It was a great movie. Both interesting and, as it turns out, factual with very little exaggeration or fictional content.

When I watch any movie that is "based on actual events", I always like to do a little research to see how much was true and how much was cinematic horseshit. So, I turned to Wikipedia, which I am highly addicted to by the way. As I was reading through article after article, I came across one titled "Hitler's Sexuality". I just couldn't resist.

The article claims that, according to a few people who knew him personally, Hitler was possibly homosexual or asexual. It even states that, " Hitler may have had unusual sexual fetishes, such as urolagnia (a sexual fetish in which participants derive sexual pleasure from urine and urination)". The 1943 report by the OSS (Office of Strategic Services) states that Hitler "derives sexual pleasure from having a woman squat over him while she urinates or defecates in his face". It is rumored that these acts were most likely performed by his niece/lover Geli Raubal.

Just imagine, if you will, the greatest and most hated criminal of all time enjoying a nice, warm, pee-pee shower. Better yet, imagine him receiving a chunky, feces facial. He was responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people, that makes him sick. He enjoyed having someone shit or piss on his face, that's crossing the damn line.